Me:I just saw the commercial for "Best Thing I Never Had". Why does she insist on faking the funk with her angry bitch anthems?
Z:Because mad women love her music. And they buy her albums. And go to the concerts. And they're all mad there together.And then beyonce gets money. And then goes home to fuck her husband hov. And then she goes to the studio, and instead of singing about her awesome ballin ass life she sings about shit hoodrats dream about.