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Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!
Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”
^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.
That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…
What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.
Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?
What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.
reblogging for the priceless notes
The Tampocalypse
FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
Tampocalypse.
I love the internet.
I would buy the shit outta that.
*cracking up*
i just died.
#dead
(Source: adventuresofbetahugh, via mimsii)
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Welp…
i keep forgetting that Michelle only joined the group post-2000.
I’ve told people for years that the group, in all its manifestations, was nothing more than a vehicle for Beyonce’s stardom. The other girls are variables. Bey is and always was “X”. Any of them that have enjoyed ANY success at all should thank their lucky stars. It was purely coincidental. That shit was never about them at all. Interchangeable as fuck.
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lovely chat between me and @pinchmycheekie
Belinda: this exchange tho.
me: a racist against a racist would be racistist
the more you know *B list celebrity in front of a burning cross*
Belinda: lmfaoooo , so i pictured charlie murphy
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Dear ______,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.
Love,
_______________(P.S. ______________.)
omg, someone please do this, it would make my day.
I would cry if someone did this. Cry.
need this.
(Source: rachelbakeher)
The WWF chat game with @naturallyalise is not a game.(via pinchmycheekie from Extragr.am) -
LOL!
Throwback Alice. Always with food on the brain. Nom. (Taken with instagram)
R.I.P DONNA SUMMER
dope.
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